Meeting Notes: 02 - Whether to Allow Ghostly Snacking
Ghosts are notoriously spicy, so it only makes sense that we should allow them to snack. The debate has been raging for centuries: do ghosts have the right to enjoy the same snack privileges as the living?
Arguments For:
- They're already invisible, who needs to see the snack?
- They're already dead, so who cares about calories?
- It'll give them something to haunt us for!
Arguments Against:
- They'll haunt our snack budget!
- What's the point of a snack if it's not even visible?
- We don't want to encourage their haunting habits!